UNIFORM YOUTH TEE

A design that proves you're the real deal, not AI slop. To be worn as evidence of your own genuine authenticity.

Own the first tee that proves you're real. Wear The Uniform and broadcast genuine authenticity. You're the real thing.

Silky performance – 93% premium polyester / 7% spandex, mid-weight, with a cotton-touch face that stays deep color wash after wash
Moves with you – 2-way stretch lets the fabric flex and bounce back along both grain directions
Regular fit – Clean lines that sit between boxy and fitted
USA craftsmanship – Cut, sewn, printed, and tiled entirely in America

Not just another tee — a glitch in the programming