Own the first tee that proves you're real. Chaotic no-pattern designs so baffling to AI, no prompt can generate it. Wear it and broadcast genuine authenticity. You're the real thing.
Silky performance jersey – 93% premium polyester / 7% spandex, mid-weight, with a cotton-touch face that stays deep color wash after wash Moves with you – 2-way stretch lets the fabric flex and bounce back along both grain directions Regular fit – Clean lines that sit between boxy and fitted USA craftsmanship – Cut, sewn, printed, and tiled entirely in America
Not just another tee — a glitch in the programming
