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MATRIX TEE

MATRIX TEE

Regular price $58.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $58.00 USD
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Own the first tee that proves you're real. Chaotic no-pattern designs so baffling to AI, no prompt can generate it. Wear it and broadcast genuine authenticity. You're the real thing. 

Silky performance jersey – 93% premium polyester / 7% spandex, mid-weight, with a cotton-touch face that stays deep color wash after wash
Moves with you – 2-way stretch lets the fabric flex and bounce back along both grain directions
Regular fit – Clean lines that sit between boxy and fitted
USA craftsmanship – Cut, sewn, printed, and tiled entirely in America

Not just another tee — a glitch in the programming

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